關於性的英語笑話

1. I have a feeling, a woman is like a roller coaster.

Just because I'm too fat, they refused to let me...

胖人杯具

2. I made the silly mistake of calling my girlfriend Claire during sex last night.I could hear her in my pocket saying, "Hello................Hello"

哈哈...語音功能的手機悲劇啊...

3."Wanking isn't cheating, you stupid bitch!" I yelled, "Everyone does it, what's the fucking problem?"

　 “擼管怎麽能算不忠呢！妳個婊子！”我怒吼道，“人人都會擼啊，到底有啥問題！”

　 "Go see the headmaster, you're not getting back into this exam hall." replied my teacher.

　 “出去見校長，不準再進考場了！”老師說。（cheat雙關“不忠”和“作弊”）